We all love to laugh huh? Well in the place where I work we had some puns on our intranet in order to lighten the day, I wrote some down and researched some others to give a light hearted post for a change.
We read in Ecclesiastes 3 that there is a “time to laugh and a time to cry” so I wish to spread some good cheer today. Please enjoy the humor and mirth of people much funnier than me.
I think want a job cleaning mirrors. It’s just something I can really see myself doing.
What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gunmmy bear
What do you call a fake noodle? an impasta
I started a band called 999 megabytes. So far we haven’t got a gig.
Whats the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One’s heavy and the other’s a little lighter
Two peanuts were walking in a bad part of town. One was a salted
Why did the Raisin take a Plum to the movies?
He couldn’t find a Date.
Why are chicken coops required to only have 2 doors?
Because if they had 4 doors, it would be a chicken sedan!
I was wondering the other day why a frisbee gets bigger and bigger as it gets closer. Then it hit me
Did I ever mention my Stepladder? I never knew my real ladder
Two budgies on a Perch. One says “Can you smell fish?”
Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They’re making headlines everywhere!
What do you call a Blind Dinosaur? Doyoufinkesaurus
I said to the Gym instructor, “Can you teach me to do the splits?” He said, “How flexible are you?” I said, “I can’t make Tuesdays.”
Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar? They each got six months.
What did the left eye and the right eye agree on? Something between us smells!
A farmer in the field with his cows counted 196 of them, but when he rounded them up he had 200.
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner for a bit. They’re usually around 90 degrees.
Jokes about German sausage are the Wurst.
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